Small Blind

Score at least: 500
Reward: $$$
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Balatro is an innovative deck-building adventure game that blends strategic poker mechanics with the thrills of roguelite progression. Whether you’re a fan of card games, poker, or strategy-based challenges, Balatro offers a unique and engaging experience.
Each run in Balatro introduces procedurally generated encounters, ensuring that no two sessions are the same. Players need to build powerful poker hands while managing crucial resources like chips and Jokers. The dynamic gameplay encourages players to experiment with different strategies, unlocking new upgrades and cards as they progress.
Balatro offers endless replayability as you discover surprising synergies and experiment with different strategies. With each encounter, you’ll need to craft the perfect hand to defeat tough enemies and gain the upper hand.
Balatro is perfect for strategy enthusiasts and fans of challenging card games. Its depth, unpredictability, and endless replayability make it an ideal choice for those seeking a rewarding adventure.
Explore new combinations, experiment with different tactics, and test your wits in this ever-evolving world of strategic poker battles. Balatro offers countless opportunities to outwit your opponents and discover the best combos to succeed.
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it just stooped froze
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I love femboys 😯
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bro que loco
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pičo nejede mi to už
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Pecho frio
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Why not work good?
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it no work some times and make me upset
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uhmmmm!! Who up fapping it to some good ol balatro😅😅
this guy just won the internet 🏆
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uhmmmm!! Who up fapping it to some good ol balatro😅😅
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Bruh
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Ok
im jerking it
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Cool
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hi
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Figured it out, it's the deck running out of cards that locks the game
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Hi
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The joker called Demon Trade sometimes doesn't apply your +8 multiplier until you've had it in your inventory for a couple of rounds.
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I've had five game crashes now, some of them happened while I had zero discards remaining, don't know if that's relevant.
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... and now a third run is ended by a softlock bug. I think that clicking cards and then clicking the Play Hand button too quickly is causing the issue.
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Now that's two runs ended because the game softlocked and won't play a hand.
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I cant play a hand even if i relode the page
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I cant play a hand even if i relode the page
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Reallynice
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Best game ever
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z gojda
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z gojda
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Anyone higher than round 11?
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It fucking did it again I fucking bet my car
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:c
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Nah I get both up and then Fucking freeze
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yea no shit
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it literlity just softlocked me to do a hand
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yea no shit
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what the fuck is this I BET MY FUCKING BEER MACHINE (my fucking son) AND I FUCKING LOST
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Real
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Uh why is everyone here so mad
Lmao that big bird blocked me outta nowhere. What a bitch.
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AND YOU ARENT FUCKING COOL CALLING ME A NAZI. IM NOT A FAN OF HITLER
I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOU. NOR YOUR ABBY CADABBY SHIT. ALSO LEAVE MY FICKING FRIEND ALONE YOU RED BITCH!
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Uh why is everyone here so mad
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Guys can we all be friends
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AND YOU ARENT FUCKING COOL CALLING ME A NAZI. IM NOT A FAN OF HITLER
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YO BIG BITCH STOP TRYNA CHANGE AVATARS YOU FAGGOT!!!
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AND IMA GRT MY LOADED SHOTGUN AND SHOOT YO BRAINS OUT YOU NAZI!!!!!
LMAO YOU COULDNT GET YO AVATAR RIGHT IDIOT
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WHO THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY ORANGE WHINY BITCH. DONT FUCKING TELL ME ITS ZOE BECAUSE YOU HATE HER ASS. I ARGUE WITH HER SOMETIMES BUT THAT HAS GONE TO FUCKING FAR OFF OF THE LINE. ALSO IM FRIENDS WITH ABBY CADABBY. YOU ARE ON MY HITMAN LIST. IM HIRING A GODDAMN SNIPER ON YOU YOU BIG BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IMA GRT MY LOADED SHOTGUN AND SHOOT YO BRAINS OUT YOU NAZI!!!!!
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WHO THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY ORANGE WHINY BITCH. DONT FUCKING TELL ME ITS ZOE BECAUSE YOU HATE HER ASS. I ARGUE WITH HER SOMETIMES BUT THAT HAS GONE TO FUCKING FAR OFF OF THE LINE. ALSO IM FRIENDS WITH ABBY CADABBY. YOU ARE ON MY HITMAN LIST. IM HIRING A GODDAMN SNIPER ON YOU YOU BIG BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALRIGHT YOU FAGGOT. IMA GO GET MY FRIEND AND TELL THEM ON YOU. YOU NAZI BITCH
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I AINT DEALING WITH YO ASS ELMO. YOU AND YOUR WHINY OTHER ORANGE BITCH CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. IM TIRED OF YOU GOING AROUND TRYING TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT DO. ALSO GO KILL URSELFS CUNT!
WHO THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY ORANGE WHINY BITCH. DONT FUCKING TELL ME ITS ZOE BECAUSE YOU HATE HER ASS. I ARGUE WITH HER SOMETIMES BUT THAT HAS GONE TO FUCKING FAR OFF OF THE LINE. ALSO IM FRIENDS WITH ABBY CADABBY. YOU ARE ON MY HITMAN LIST. IM HIRING A GODDAMN SNIPER ON YOU YOU BIG BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I AINT DEALING WITH YO ASS ELMO. YOU AND YOUR WHINY OTHER ORANGE BITCH CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. IM TIRED OF YOU GOING AROUND TRYING TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT DO. ALSO GO KILL URSELFS CUNT!
ALSO YOUR SNOUTY ASS LOUD BITCH NAMED SNUFFLEUPAGUS SNORTS ASS.DONT TELL ME WHY AND I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHY YOU BECAME BEST FRIENDS WITH THAT BITCH. HER MOUTH WAS COVERED IN LOADS OF SHIT AND TIPPED THE PEOPLE WHO LET SNUFFLEUPAGUS DO IT. YOUR BESTIE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IM GOING TO KIDNAP AND KILL SNUFFLEUPAGUS. WHENEVER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. BITCH.
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I AINT DEALING WITH YO ASS ELMO. YOU AND YOUR WHINY OTHER ORANGE BITCH CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. IM TIRED OF YOU GOING AROUND TRYING TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT DO. ALSO GO KILL URSELFS CUNT!
ALSO YOU MISSPELLED YOUR NAME ASSHOLE. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BIG BITCH NOT YELLOW BITCH! IMA COME AND GRAB A KNIFE FROM YOUR KITCHEN AND STAB YOU
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Hi! I’m your ai assistant. what can I do for you today?
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OI YELLOW BITCH! GET OFF OF THE SCREEN YOU ARE CHATTING WITH AND STOP DRINKING 50 BOTTLES OF FUCKING BEER!!!!
I AINT DEALING WITH YO ASS ELMO. YOU AND YOUR WHINY OTHER ORANGE BITCH CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. IM TIRED OF YOU GOING AROUND TRYING TO DO SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT DO. ALSO GO KILL URSELFS CUNT!
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blocked.
OI YELLOW BITCH! GET OFF OF THE SCREEN YOU ARE CHATTING WITH AND STOP DRINKING 50 BOTTLES OF FUCKING BEER!!!!
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Also you are probably an alcoholic bird on a Sesame Street that was cancelled and looks like you had waaaayyy too much shit going on. you been through hell. Lmao
blocked.
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What does matter is that you come around here stalking waiting for my comment. Very nice. I’m calling the cops. Good day sir.
Also you are probably an alcoholic bird on a Sesame Street that was cancelled and looks like you had waaaayyy too much shit going on. you been through hell. Lmao
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What does matter is that you come around here stalking waiting for my comment. Very nice. I’m calling the cops. Good day sir.
Calling the cops on me for accusing that I’m “stalking” your comment? what the fuck did I ever do to you.
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Because it is wide, are you on a iPad? if so that’ doesn’t matter.
What does matter is that you come around here stalking waiting for my comment. Very nice. I’m calling the cops. Good day sir.
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Why the fuck did they make the comment icon very wide.
Because it is wide, are you on a iPad? if so that’ doesn’t matter.
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Why the fuck did they make the comment icon very wide.
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Döld
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Good
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Auschwitz ist der beste Ort zum runterkommen
Was ein drecks Kommentar
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this game is so cool guys. Stop hating! "Stop saying cuss words guys! They're innapropriate and violent!"
Auschwitz ist der beste Ort zum runterkommen
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this game is so cool guys. Stop hating! "Stop saying cuss words guys! They're innapropriate and violent!"
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wtf
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Hi
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I selling this games https for 5 buck at my school xd
I meant I'm selling
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I selling this games https for 5 buck at my school xd
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Why is all over the screen bro 🥀💔
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The comments button is in the way of the game bro whyyy
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Im gay
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super gay
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i’m gay
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I love my illegally made version of balatro!
i agree (im broke)
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